I’m not smart, because I want to be.
Hell! My nature is a hellion.
God knew I couldn’t be trusted with the curves.
So He built me like a book instead.
I was too thin to wear skimpy clothes.
So strippin’ wasn’t a viable option.
I totally would have went for fast money.
But I got a fiery temper in a stable head.
I woulda been beat to hell by addictions.
True enough, I was saved from myself.
In an alternate universe, I bet I’d choose the same life.